One ticket out of my life!Wanna buy it?

Boys are like trees ,they take 50 years to grow up.

You should take your memories and leave ,I don't need them.

Save the planet ,kill yourself.

The next time you think you're perfect ,try walking on water.

You didn't lose me ,you let me go.

831 means: "I love you" 8 letters ,3 words ,1 meaning.

Good gifts come in small packages.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Everyone smile in the same language.

If i had to choose between breathing and loving you ,I would use my last breath to say:"I love
you.

Love is like a war:easy to start ,hard to end ,impossible to forget.

If you were to ask how many times you run through my mind ,i'd only say:once,because you
never even left.

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still know
somethings wrong.

Welcome to broken hearted airlines.Thank you for crashing and burning with us tonight.

He took my smile with him when he left.

Love is like a wind.You can't see it ,but you can feel it.

You can live in your dreams ,but one day you need to wake up and step in to real world.

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince.

My head is saying:"Fool forget him!" My heart is saying:"Don't forget him!"

is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills

Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect...

dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!

feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall

status under construction ██████████████] 99%

is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa

I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.

It's difficult to wait for someone.. it's difficult to forget someone.. but the most difficult thing is to decide whether to wait or to forget ...

If going on Facebook was a job I'd be rich by now.

is trying to remember what he used to do with his time before joining Facebook???

What's on your mind?--Facebook asked, but isn't "Who's on your mind?" is the best question?:)

is bored. really bored. over bored. super bored. very bored. extremely bored....... oh and by the way, I"M BORED!

is thinking - Stay on Facebook or go to sleep - hmmmmmmm tough choice

"Sometimes I miss you so much, I just want to rip you out of my dreams and hug you!"

is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:

Don't be happy for a particular reason, because that happiness ends when reason ends. Be happy without any reason and you will be happy in every season

there are only 2 problems in life: your wanting something you can't get or your getting something that you don't want

"Anything that happens is for a good reason, and anything that doesn't happen is for an excellent reason"

Everyone's life is a story. Some are just bestsellers.

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

I have God before me, Jesus beside me, the Holy Ghost within me and angels around me. Who or what shall I fear?

Sometimes I just look up, smile and say, "I know that was you God! Thanks!"

"SMILE" it will make you look better, "PRAY" it will keep you strong, "LOVE" it will make you enjoy life

everything happens for a reason.. try to accept things the way they are..

When no words could describe , Silence is the best description

.. thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest…

.....is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Insert coin to view my status message.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Good friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there...

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

The math of Lady GaGa = (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² .

is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow.

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Save the Earth........ It's the only planet with chocolate!!

had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Seven days without God makes one weak!

I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for???

It's difficult to wait for someone.. it's difficult to forget someone.. but the most difficult thing is to decide whether to wait or to forget ...

If going on Facebook was a job I'd be rich by now.

is trying to remember what he used to do with his time before joining Facebook???

What's on your mind?--Facebook asked, but isn't "Who's on your mind?" is the best question?:)

is bored. really bored. over bored. super bored. very bored. extremely bored....... oh and by the way, I"M BORED!

is thinking - Stay on Facebook or go to sleep - hmmmmmmm tough choice

"Sometimes I miss you so much, I just want to rip you out of my dreams and hug you!"

is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:

Don't be happy for a particular reason, because that happiness ends when reason ends. Be happy without any reason and you will be happy in every season

there are only 2 problems in life: your wanting something you can't get or your getting something that you don't want

"Anything that happens is for a good reason, and anything that doesn't happen is for an excellent reason"

Everyone's life is a story. Some are just bestsellers.

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

I have God before me, Jesus beside me, the Holy Ghost within me and angels around me. Who or what shall I fear?

Sometimes I just look up, smile and say, "I know that was you God! Thanks!"

"SMILE" it will make you look better, "PRAY" it will keep you strong, "LOVE" it will make you enjoy life

everything happens for a reason.. try to accept things the way they are..

When no words could describe , Silence is the best description .

.. thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest…

.....is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Insert coin to view my status message.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Good friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there...

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

The math of Lady GaGa = (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² .